I am a 911 dispatcher and control operator for a major metropolitan city. These calls are real.
This is my diary.
Murphy’s Law strikes again.
Don’t Tread on Me re-post from Sons of Liberty Tees - Don’t Tread on Me!. DTOM!
Girls be like… New holster selfie! It’s so cute!
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As a third shifter, I often wonder why these hoodlums are awake in the middle of the night to even be creating all this drama. And then I remember- they’re hoodlums. Fueled by boredom and written in about ten minutes, I give you:
"Do You Wanna Go Job Hunting?"
(Sung to the tune of “Do you wanna build a snowman?” from Frozen.). *Ahem*
Do you wanna go job hunt-ing?
It’s time to get up off your ass!
You’re living on your momma’s couch,
and stinking up her house.
You think she’s proud of that?
It’s time to be a grown up.
Come on, let’s go, and
be productive cit-i-zens!
Do you wanna go job hunting?
Too bad, c’mon get dressed, we’re go-ing!
Do you wanna go job hunt-ing?
You know the chicks don’t dig a slob.
You better put some money in the bank.
Your hoopty car is jank.
Have you got no class at all?
Your no belt baggy pants,
and backwards flat-bill cap,
don’t make you look like a thug!
Tsk, tsk. Tsk, tsk.
Come on, it’s time to go job hunt-ing!
That pot will land your ass in jail.
Baby momma needs some help from you,
and all your bills are due.
Better get ‘em in the mail!
There’s nothing wrong with flipping burgers.
A job’s a job,
and how you earn true respect!
Do you wanna go job hunt-ing? (whispered)
Just read an article that my agency takes on average 252 911 calls an hour, which is up 3000 from this time last year.
I think the residents of this city are FINALLY realizing that they are going to have to step up if they want to take their neighborhoods back from the drugs and violence that have been so prevalent lately. We can only do so much- we can only help as much as these residents allow. The community is a huge asset to crime solving and prevention. We have to cooperate and work together. People have to begin taking responsibility for the activities on their streets and I think this is a good sign that that’s happening.
I am not on this list (mine has a little more emphasis on law enforcement), but I know a lot of you do ems/fire or both ems/LE. Thought you might like, enjoy!
I am the police, and I’m here to arrest you. You’ve broken the law. I did not write the law. I may even disagree with the law, but I will enforce it. No matter how you plead, cajole, beg, or attempt to stir my sympathies, nothing you do will stop me from placing you in a steel cage with gray bars. If you run away, I will chase you. If you fight me, I will fight back. If you shoot at me, I will shoot back. By law I am unable to walk away. I am a consequence. I am the unpaid bill. I am fate with a badge and a gun. Behind my badge is a heart like yours. I bleed, I think, I love, and yes I can be killed. And although I am but one man, I have thousands of brothers and sisters who are the same as me. They will lay down their lives for me, and I them. We stand watch together. The thin blue line, protecting the prey from the predators, the good from the bad. We are the police.
Brian Taylor — End of Watch (via serve-protect)
Entire team of firemen trying to pick a movie for tonight at the firehouse.
Some decisions require true teamwork.
Hey picking a movie we all want to see is tough! Lol
Guys we already watched my sisters keeper remember we made an oath never again
"What about Pretty Woman!"
"No Bre, not again."